` Enjoy the best things in your life, Cuz you aint gonna get to live it twice, They say you waste time asleep But I'm just tryna dream,

“Don’t lose your happiness on the pursuit for more”

– Mike Stud (via freestylingmydestiny)

“One thing i’ve learned about depression is that it’s hard to know the answers, when you don’t know the questions.”

– Mike Stud | Past Gone (via stayhungry-getbig)

Haha too drunk

Haha too drunk

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

thatfunnyblog:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face
THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

thatfunnyblog:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face


THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

underwaterbimb0:

wasted—kitten:

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

Excuse me I think ur house is melting

underwaterbimb0:

wasted—kitten:

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

Excuse me I think ur house is melting

sensxal-bliss:

omg why did she say that to her?

sensxal-bliss:

omg why did she say that to her?

moriartythevillain:

Is no one going to talk about how Mark Zuckerberg got the Facebook logo from Shrek?

moriartythevillain:

Is no one going to talk about how Mark Zuckerberg got the Facebook logo from Shrek?

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now